Never ask why. Not ever. (see #1 on the list of Panama survival tips, we aren’t kidding)
The tales, triumphs and daily bullshit from two crazy gringos in love and living the dream somewhere in Panama or maybe somewhere else.
Somewhere in the archives of crudest instinct is recorded the truth that it is better to be endangered and free than captive and comfortable. — Tom Robbins
Emma and Zach would like to thank the following illustrators for providing the awesomeness in the rotating banners at the top of every page. Check them out: